Yes, I’m a grown-ass adult who still gets an Easter basket. You’re clearly just jealous.
Anyway this year the Easter bunny left a number of different types of jelly beans but one stood out as clearly the best.
Have you ever had a nerds rope? They taste amazing! It’s chewy and crunchy and just the right amount of nerds. The downside is sometimes the little nerds fall off the rope. Anyway, these nerds jelly beans taste EXACTLY like baby nerds rope. I’ll be hunting for more of these in the bargain after-holiday candy pile for sure.